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Jokes and Riddles Questions

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Where do snowmen go to dance?
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How is a raven like a writing desk?
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If Ivysaur evolved from Bulbasaur and humans evolved from monkeys what did rocks evolve from?
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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How fat is yo mama?
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What is greater than God more evil than the devil poor people have it and rich people need it?
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How is a refrigerator like a cat?
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What did Adam have none of Eve had two and everyone has three?
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If a man speaks in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him is he still wrong?
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If two frogs bet 300 dollars on dog racing how much do they win?
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What pranks can you play on people when they sleep over?
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How many feet are in a yard?
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How did blonde jokes get started?
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I have 2 coins in my pocket that equal thirty cents One coin is not a nickel What coins are in my pocket?
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Why are jokes about people with no arms considered funny?
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What is the island nation whose capital city 's name is derived from its estuarine position?
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What is the thing which comes 'once in a year' 'two times in a month' 'four times a week' and 'six times a day'?
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What occurs once in every minute twice in every moment yet never in a thousand years?
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When will Orlando 'bloom'?
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What weighs more 1kg of feathers or 1kg of bricks?
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When will pigs fly?
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When do the cows come home?
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Why didn't the zombie eat the clown?
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If April showers bring May flowers then May flowers bring what?
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How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?
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What do they have in common Alberta Calgary Banff Glacier Park Kamloops Tsawwassen Sooke?
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What is dingle berry?
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Where do polar bears vote?
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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?
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Is it more deadly being in a car with Ted Kennedy or going hunting with Dick Cheney?
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There is a house in which all the walls face south a bear walks by a window What color is the bear?
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What can pass through water without getting wet?
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How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
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What is so gross about the national product?
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A man walked into a bar and ordered a drink but instead the bartender pointed a gun at him the man smiled and thanked the bartender and left whats going on?
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How do you open a door without using your hands?
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If there are 500 sheep 2 sheep dogs and 5 foxes how many sheep will there be left?
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What do Eskimoes get when they sit on ice too long?
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What is black and white and read all over?
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Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
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Where can a one legged waitress find work?
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How dumb is yo mama?
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Why is 6 afraid of 7?
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?
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Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
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Is it possible that the moon is made of cheese and the USA government is hiding the true facts about the cheese and secretly launching spaceships to harvest that cheese and then bring it back to earth?
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares why is there a song about it?
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What do penguins ride?
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How do you make the number seven even?
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What does the joke 'Why can't hipsters do karate ... because they can't get past the white belt' mean and why is it funny?
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What did the dirt say to the rain?
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Why did the basketball player go to the doctor?
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Why is an alarm clock going off when it actually turns on?
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How many recovering addicts does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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How many DIY buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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What is the speed of darkness?
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If you are born again do you have two belly buttons?
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What do you call a poster advertising the last teddy for sale?
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Can rapidly clicking on the mouse and yelling at your computer decrease load time?
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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?
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If swimming is such good exercise how come whales are so fat?
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How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
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Knock knock who's there?
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Why cant leopards play hide and seek?
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What do you get if you cross an artist with a policeman?
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What is the best thing since sliced bread?
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What do you call four blondes in a Volkswagen?
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How many pecks of pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
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What word has 6 letters the last one being a vowel and it's something you would put on to go outside BUT if you change the last letter to a consonant it becomes an outdoor activity?
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