How dumb is yo mama?

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My mama's just as dumb as any average mama, but yo mama now..yo mama dumb on a whole other scale, check this:

• Yo mama is so dumb ... she tripped over a cordless phone.
• Yo mama is so dumb ... she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
  
  
• Yo mama is so dumb ... she asked me what kind of jeans I was wearing and I said "Guess" so she said "Levis".
  
  
• Yo mama is so dumb ... she stole free samples.
  
  
• Yo mama is so dumb ... she bought a solar powered flash light.

• Yo mama so dumb ... she think a quarterback is a refund.

• Yo mama so dumb ... she was locked in a grocery store for 3 days and she starved.
  

• Yo mama is so dumb ... she got hit by a parked car.
  

• Yo mama is so dumb ... I told her Christmas was around the corner, and she went looking.
  

• Yo mama is so dumb ... it took her an hour to make minute rice.

• Yo mama is so dumb ... she stayed up all night studying for her blood test and failed.

• Yo mama is so dumb ... she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

• Yo mama is so dumb ... she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.

• Yo mama is so dumb ... that she sold the car for gas money.

• Yo mama is so dumb ... when she saw "under 17 not admitted" sign, she went home and got 16 friends.

• Yo mama is so dumb ... she called directory inquiries and asked, "What's the number for 911?"
  
• yo mama is so dumb... when i asked her how long tea is, she said "about 20cm"
• Yo mama is so dumb...that she gets locked out of the house when her keys are in her hand.

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I have to add this one

Yo mama is so dumb...she forged her own signature.

Yo mama is so dumb...she put lipstick on her head,just so she could makeup her mind. :D

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Yo mama is so dumb...she thought you were good lookin!!

First answer by Brave3. Last edit by Strat King. Contributor trust: 19 [recommend contributor]. Question popularity: 44 [recommend question]