How many recovering addicts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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- One, but it takes twelve steps.

- One, as long as he admits he is powerless over light bulbs.

- One to screw it in and one to sponsor him.

-Nobody but the addicts and their God knows.

-Recovering addicts were screwed up enough before when they were screwing around then, than to be screwing around with screwing a light bulb in now, because they'll surely screw themselves up again, and screw themselves into the ground, screwing around again, screwing a lightbulb in.

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