I'm 16 years old, and I'm a senior at Virginia High School. I live in Tricities, near the border of Tennessee and Virginia. I'm a mobile DJ ( http://www.DJTricities.com ) and a web designer. As well as local parties and weddings, I also DJ for an internet radio station in Tampabay Florida called SpininWheels955. I'm Cisco certified for computer repair and I'm currently in the second year of Cisco's CCNA certification (networking). I'm also taking IB Computer Science (Java), AP Calculus, IB French 5, and TOK (a philosophy class) at school. I hand-code PHP, XHTML, CSS, and Javascript for my web sites. I also know Visual Basic, Applescript (I use Macs), C++, Lingo for Director MX, bash shell scripting, TI Basic, Mathematica, CallXML (it's a new mark-up language used by Voxeo for programming voice gateways like hotlines), and 68K assembly code. I love programming/hacking TI graphing calculators, Verizon LG cell phones, and iPods.

Other geeky things that I enjoy are psychology (and psychiatry), philosophy (especially natural theology and metaphysics), speaking French (or at least trying to), sudokus, diabolos (the prop, not the video game), devil's sticks, juggling (3 clubs or up to 5 hackey sacks), contact juggling, photography and photo editing (I use Photoshop), video editing (Final Cut Express), electronics, going to other countries, and researching paranormal crap (I'm a rationalist). I'm usually on swim team, but this year I didn't swim because I've been too busy lately.

I'm not a full time geek. My other hobbies include DJing, girls, inline speed skating (Kingsport Lightspeeds), girls, swimming (Bearcats!), cream soda, math, ICP, girls, caffeine, laser tag, roller coasters, purple cow, and purple cowgirls. I love doing crazy crap for money. It says not to put anything obscene on the bio page, so it's hard to accurately describe my non-geeky side.

Lately, my grades have sucked (grr!) but at least I get tons of community service credit for answering questions on here. I have ADD, but I don't blame my grades on my that. It makes me really mad when people tell me (as they often do) that I'm lazy and I don't care about my grades. Other things that annoy me are posers, homo-phobic people (I'm completely strait but I have a lot of gay friends), and guys dating girls that are way too young. Other than that, I'm a very laid back, tolerant, and optimistic person. It's really hard to make me mad.

I listen to rap when I'm in a good mood and death metal when I'm not. I love Jack off Jill (its a band that hardly anyone has heard of), Marilynn Manson, Rammsteinn, Korn, Saw I & II, The Ring, The Amityville Horror, CSI Las Vegas, CourtTV, and horror movies. I like to read Anne Rice, Caroline B. Cooney, Harry Potter books, and Stephen Hawking books. I also love The Great Gatsby.

'''People that find me on here often IM or email me and ask me questions, usually to do with relationships or sex, or sometimes computer stuff, so if you have any questions feel free to IM or email me. Or you can even call me (423) CULT-5-DJ.

Email: yomamaDJ1 (at) gmail (dot) com
AIM: yoMamaDJ1
Skype: DJCraig1
Jabber: yomamaDJ1 (at) gmail (dot) com
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