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Why did the skeleton cross the road? |
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To get to his outer hide!
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To get to the body shop.
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it had nobody, that is why.
He wanted to go to the rib joint across the street.
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because he wanted to, thats y
to get to the cemitary to find his skin.
Cute answers, though I've always heard the joke as
Why wouldn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
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